Decision 2012

With the political conventions looming, I have started to give a great deal of thought to which candidate was most worthy of my vote.  After much consideration, I have come to a shocking conclusion: Mitt Romney and I have a lot in common:

• Mitt Romney has children. I have children.

• Mitt Romney is a millionaire. I have played the “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” board game.

• Mitt was the governor of Massachusetts. I know how to spell Massachusetts.

• Mitt has changed his mind on certain issues, or flip-flopped. I have worn flip-flops.

• Mitt Romney founded and ran Bain Capital. I have worked at a company that has also been a bane at times.

• Mitt Romney saved the Salt Lake Olympics. I watched them on TV.

• Mitt Romney hasn’t released his taxes to the public. I haven’t released my taxes to the public.

• Mitt has great hair. I have hair.

With so much in common, it shouldn’t take me too long to decide.